We planned on a romantic getaway weekend, visit friends and enjoy the whole B&B experience.

There is NOTHING good about this place, except seeing it in your rear view mirror as you flee from it.

We usually try to stay at chain hotels or motels, But we were visiting some friends in Roxbury, NY and this was the closest place we could find that had rooms available on Columbus Day weekend. We also usually check the reviews on yelp. We didn’t do that. THIS PLACE IS A HORROR SHOW. Words do not adequately describe what we experienced and saw, but I will try so that you can avoid this place like the plague. We were greeted by the innkeeper, a guy named Lewis, as we drove onto the property. From the moment we met him we felt completely and totally creeped out. He looked disheveled and kind of “asylumish”. This man does not shut up. He talks incessantly about himself. He takes every opportunity to engage you in conversation with no respect for your privacy. One would expect that when going to a bed-and-breakfast the proprietors would simply introduce themselves, explain the amenities that they offer, and disappear. This is something Lewis does not understand. Instead, he seems to pop up mysteriously wherever you are and starts conversations that center around him. The place smells like a funeral home when you first enter. Everything is outdated and run down. There are antiques throughout but when you enter your room, all of the lovely antiques are conspicuously absent. There is dirt, dust, and cobwebs everywhere. There is no heating in the rooms. We were given a single small space heater which was not adequate at all. The bed smells as though a homeless person slept in it for days. The bathroom had no towels, no soap, a half roll of toilet paper, and the wastepaper basket was lined with a supermarket shopping bag. Wallpaper was peeling off the ceiling the walls were dirty, and the sink was filthy. The bathtub was equally as dirty, and had some kind of rubber mat in it which was obviously moldy. Many of the light fixtures were missing bulbs. Ceiling, walls in the bedroom were cracked, and dirty. I understand that this is and old house, but there has been no attempt to keep this place up. It is literally falling apart. I spent the better part of an hour searching the room for peep holes or hidden cameras as we felt completely unsafe and unsecure. I guess that’s in part due to the pervy and skeevy personality of Lewis. We both slept in our clothes rather than sleep under the bed sheets. Can you imagine that? We left at first light to avoid Lewis and his offer of breakfast. Why you may ask. Well the place is filthy. I can only imagine what the kitchen looks like (shudder). I suggest that you pass this rats nest disguised as a B&B and sleep in the parking lot of the Stewart’s down the block. The bathroom is spotless there, and you can always get a cold or hot beverage from a clean environment. I’ve posted some photos to document the room conditions I’ve described. Lewis can try and refute my review but photographs never lie.